On this episode...
Dave talks about when a Bond villain tried to buy a Grey Cup with American players... and lost!
Anth talks about when Fox Sports introduced radioactive pucks to NHL broadcasts.
Steve talks about when a convicted felon joined John Candy to buy a Grey Cup with American players... and won!
On this episode...
Steve talks about some Maverick Independent baseball.
Dave talks about a league that never was.
Anth wonders why we hate ties.
In this episode...
Dave talks about a gridiron response to US tariff wars.
Steve talks about two 70's pitchers who "swing" for the picket fences.
Anthony talks about when NHL players tried to look like youth ministers.
Dave, Steve, and Anthony launch the pilot episode concerning the questionable (and downright objectionable) in the wide world and history of sports.
We're back for CNDOP22 with a recording from this past summer's MMPR!
A conversation about music, artistic process, and punching directions with Sean McGaughey!
On this infrequent episode...
Candice goes all 70s with Barbra Amesbury's pop-laced Virginia (Touch Me Like You Do).
Anthony decides to follow suit from the same era with the Canadian west-coast soul-tinged Wildflower by Skylark.
I've used the word "gollamalloo" as a user name for emails and online handles for years now. This song is where that word comes from.
The song is basically an amalgam of weird and wacky events that occurred during parties I'd been to when I was younger. There are many nonsense words in here denoting the incomprehensible rambling of many of my fellows who were under the influence, or, in some cases, me being under the influence and perhaps ascribing such meaninglessness to what may have been cogent utterances.
Gollamalloo!
the intoxicant was passed effervescent to the last
dropped a notch or two along the evolutionary scale
wormwood stole my cerebellum hid it in a shell
and stopped the outbound Reason setting sail
heart palpitating 13/8 as broadloom undertook a state
of liquefied marshmallow soup a hearty shade of pink
I quickly cried “Gollamalloo!” and paddled in vain with my shoe
but directionless I tired and promptly came the sink
Randy took a hard-boiled egg and held it to his nose
said “I’m the king of all the earth” and smeared it on his clothes
Donna took out her left breast and cupped it with a Jell-O mold
while Dave howled Tarzan calls and beat his chest
cryonic in its state the heavy albatross Grape Ape
hangs in heat transference peeling from the fabric on my chest
I hit the archetypal ground when there barked a blaring sound
and ingenue turned seismic goo encompassing the rest
crass opulence thought Eye covered the earth in plastic guise
to preserve it for the future wailing wake of dense Ragu
intelligence in this loose form uncovered “whence you are forewarned”
embroidered on a pillowcase across the sofa blue
Suzie took her lipstick out wrote epithets on Bill
collapsed after the airplane spins had made him rather ill
Rick mooned the room and tripped up on his jeans into the rug
Cin sat glass-eyed drooling playing with the plug
zen tropi magoo snore de yem farg
cola ma sigh fyris enterb
cheka terwank semina whomina snarf
gladiola moon time to cut the grass too soon
incandescent tune overwrought the 4th of June
sucked into the great monsoon…
prostrate porcelain penitence performed the unformed recitence
rejected fusili non grata adopt cheerio packs
calm countenance found my embrace entwined to cool my face
and forced remission from the aftershock attack
Karen stood up quietly said “Anth, I think I’m dying"
dropped to her knees and crying said “goodbye"
her face went pale and she collapsed in the middle of the room
Eye petrified, she smiled, jumped up shouting "Gollamalloo!"
zen tropi magoo snore de yem farg
cola ma sigh fyris enterb
cheka terwank semina whomina snarf